MISSION STATEMENT

Sometimes, things are wrong. At one point they may have been alright, and are now considered wrong, or, they always have been and ever will be just plain wrong. Oft times, these wrong things are also funny.

With that in mind, this endeavour features two main strands: the "Shelf of Shame" (books) and the "Screen of Shame" (film) and smaller strands such as "Sound of Shame" (vinyl) and "Miscellany of Shame" (various) - each showcasing items from my personal collection of bibliographic and cinematic oddities and curios.

Deemed shame-worthy according to varying criteria of wrongness, these humourous, surprising, and occasionally instructive items are therefore posted here for your perusal, amusement and edification. Enjoy.

Porn Title of the Week:

Red-dick (Sept 1)
Blow-Jobs (Aug 25)
The Butt-ler (Aug 18)
You're Sexed (Aug 11)
Fuck-Ass 2 (Aug 4)
We're the Fillers (July 28)
Tur-blow (July 21)
The Who-To-Do-List (July 14)
Pacific Rim-Job (July 7)
Blown Ranger (June 30)
White House Going Down (June 23)

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Shelf of Shame #23

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FATHER HARDON'S POCKET ANYTHING...


Pocket Catholic Dictionary.  John A. Hardon, S.J.  Doubleday: NY: 1985.  Mass market Paperback.  510 pp.


Makes a great companion piece to "Re-Entry... Christ's Second Coming" (Shelf of Shame #19). Religious material provides such a wealth of inadvertent humour.


One can only imagine the, erm, glowing reviews this one generated in the religious publishing world:

  • "A solid and penetrating work..." *
  • "Deeply satisfying!"
  • "...fully probes the subject at hand."
You get the picture.  I won't even make the obvious jokes about an abridged work somehow "coming up short".  Or that it is a softcover edition of Hardon's work...


For Further Research:
Hard-On
Father Hardon Archives
Hard-Ons (Australian Punk Band)
Leonard Cohen

* Thanks to Vicki L. for her quick wit in suggesting this one. :D
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Shelf of Shame #22

I WONDER HOW THE KING FEELS ABOUT THIS...??


Pioneers in the Queen's Bush.  Florence A. Fee.  Conestoga Press: Thornbury: 1984.  Fourth edition, revised.  8vo.  240 pp. + b&w illus.


That's the joke.


That is all.




For Further Research:
About Grey County
Find your own links to Bush Porn.  Pervs.
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Porn Title Archive #6


21 Hump Street (Mar 25)
Post Rider: Spitroast of Vengeance (Mar 18)
A Thousand Sperms (Mar 11)
The Whoreax (Mar 4)
Project seX (Feb 26)
Ass of the Tit-'uns (Feb 19)
Want-her-lust (Feb 12)
Safe Sex House (Feb 5)
The Black in Woman (Jan 29)
One for the Money Shot (Jan 22)
Underbelly: Awakening (Jan 15)
Albert's Knob (Jan 8)
The Devil In Thighs (Jan 1)
War Whores (Dec 25)
We Bought a Heavy Petting Zoo (Dec 18)
The Face-Sitter (Dec 11)
Sleeping Booty (Dec 4)
Immorals (Nov 27)
The Bum Diary (Nov 20)
In Pussy, in Booty (Nov 13)
Tower-of-Power Heist (Nov 6)
Schlong Turn 4 -Bloody Beginnings (Oct 30)
Paramoral Activity 3Some (Oct 23)
The Big Thing (Oct 16)
Moneyshot (Oct 9)
Fecal Destination 5 (Oct 2)
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